Monthly Archives: May 2016

More often than not

Thank you for agreeing to complete this assessment. On the following pages you will find some questions to help you think about the qualities the candidate possesses. Please tick the appropriate box in each case. 1. Analysing Information Does the … Continue reading

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Greasy Joan

“Reprimand, my arse. What that lad needs is a bloody good balling out.” “Yes, sir.” “Yell in his face until his earwax melts, then kick his backside down the stairs.” “Yes, sir.” “Manky little crumb of mildewed dog shite. Who … Continue reading

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Nothing happens here

NOTHING happens here. Groynes run out across the stones, black uniformed arms linked to hold back the longshore drift. Close to, the posts are green, bearded with weed and pocked with barnacles. Pebbles bank behind them, then dip and pool … Continue reading

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